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No need crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, you're a truck driver and you just lost nearly 3800 gallons on the interstate - then it's okay to cry.
-- Dan Lantz
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
-- Jonathan Larson
"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican."
-- Dan Quayle
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."
-- Alan Watts
"Censorship is an excuse to talk about sex."
-- Fran Lebowitz
Better blatant than latent.
-- Scott Safier
Is there no accounting for taste? There isn't even a budget for it.
-- Sean Levy
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
-- Fran Lebowitz
"I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot."
-- Bob Dylan
"To live outside the law you must be honest."
-- Bob Dylan
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us.
At 40, we don't care what they think of us.
At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all."
-- Ann Landers
Analogy is even slipperier than logic.
-- Jubal (Stranger In A Strange Land)
'Truth' never set anyone free. It is only doubt which will bring mental emancipation.
-- Anton LaVey
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
-- Fran Lebowitz ("Social Studies")
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars.
-- Gustave Flaubert
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
-- R. D. Lang
The road to a friend's house is never long.
-- Danish proverb
"Even the AI hated [my book]?"
"The AI loved it. That's when we knew for sure that people were going to hate it."
-- Dan Simmons (Hyperion)
Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
-- Dan Quayle
Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility.
Grasshoppotamus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights, once.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe
Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
-- Dandemis
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!
-- Alan Williams
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
-- Dylan Thomas
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.
-- Alan Turing
It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.
Don't lick something unless you really mean it.
-- Naked Dancing LLama (www.frolic.org)
"The Hindenburg crash had 62 survivors and 35 fatalities. Of the 35 deaths, 27 resulting from jumping from the airship. Many of the remaining 8 deaths resulted from burns and injuries due to the ensuing diesel fuel fire."
-- Dan Egnor
"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."
-- Alan Coren
We think in language, therefore the quality of our thoughts can only ever be as good as the quality of our language.
-- George Carlin
"O human race, born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou so fall?"
-- Dante Alighieri
If I'm not always happy, that doesn't mean I'm doing something wrong. It means I am doing something real.
-- Laurie Seligman