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What I am saying is that gay is good because it is, not because we can't help it. Love is good because it's love, not because we can't choose to love in any other fashion.
-- Cory Kerens
"Well, let's just say, 'if your VCR is still blinking 12:00,you don't want Linux'".
-- Bruce Perens
The difference between theory and practice is greater in practice than it is in theory.
Mornings are for sleeping during.
-- Amanda Walker
Hell's afloat in lovers' tears.
-- Dorothy Parker
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
-- Dorothy Parker
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
-- Bumper sticker
Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
-- Dorothy Parker
"Invest in America, Buy a Congressman."
-- Bumper sticker
Where there's a will, I want to be in it."
-- Bumper sticker
It's a joke. Like the funny kind, but different.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger
"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
-- Bumper sticker
"Make Love, Not War. (see driver for details)"
-- Bumper sticker
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
-- Dorothy Parker
The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker
"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
-- Bumper sticker
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."
-- Dorothy Parker
There's a difference between knowing something and realizing it.
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
-- Dorothy Parker
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
-- Bumper sticker
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker
Indifference is the key when dealing with a narcissistic megalomaniac.