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Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Adolescence, n: The stage between puberty and adultery.
To err is human. And stupid.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes....
It is better to have loved and lost than to have hated and won.
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
“I speak two languages: Body and English.”-- Mae West
And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light.
"Hmm, pleasant effect" thought God, and flipped it off and on a few times.
The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.
Why serial commas are important: "I dedicate this book to my parents, Ayn Rand and God."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."-- Robert A. Heinlein
Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.-- Confucius
Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.
Doubt your beliefs and believe your doubts.
"It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something."
The difference between theory and practice is greater in practice than it is in theory.