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What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts -- not the facts themselves.
-- Cohen's Law

Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

"There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it."
(Niven's Law #16)

"Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it."

Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.

Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Arthur C. Clarke's Law :
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

Stenderup's law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman

Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research, as well as insufficient research, will tend to support your theory.

The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.

Murphy's Seventh Law of Computing:
He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

Brandolini's law: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.

Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ needed to accidentally create a technology that could wipe out humanity drops by one point.
(Dyson's corollary to Moore's Law of Mad Science.)

He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.