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"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."
-- Clive Barker
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
-- Dave Barry
"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."
-- Dorothy Parker
"Jacob Sullum has produced a thoughtful, sane, and logical analysis of our drug laws. Is that even legal?"
-- Dave Barry
Hell's afloat in lovers' tears.
-- Dorothy Parker
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
-- Dorothy Parker
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
-- Dorothy Parker
"Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth."
-- Dave Barry
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry
The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
-- Dorothy Parker
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."
-- Dorothy Parker
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
-- Dorothy Parker