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I pity you if you feel that the 'support' of such fair-weather 'friends' is more important than self-respect. Such friends offer no support, but rather slavery in a different cell: that of their approval.
-- Clay Bond

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but so would an 80 pound carrot.

feet and stones may break my bones, but metrics are more comprehensive

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes....

My body is a temple. Virgin sacrifices at 11.

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"I may be crazy.

But I can fly."

The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.

May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
-- Dandemis

"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."

"The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular."
-- Edward Gibbon

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Always play with their minds.
-- Lucas (Empire Records)

Bagdikian's Observation:
Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew Passion' on a ukelele.

"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
-- Bumper sticker

I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics.
-- Caitlin Bree (Clerks)