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Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.
-- Chris Sampson

If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson

Non sequitur is Latin for "w'uh huh?"
-- Chris Isaak

When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.
-- Chris Smith

"...everyone else here is likely as stressed as you are, though much more competent and cynical."

-- Chris Johnson (a.s.r)