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Government of the people
By a corrupt subset of the people
For the people who can afford the corrupt subset of the people.

-- Chris Newport
Non sequitur is Latin for "w'uh huh?"
-- Chris Isaak
Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.
-- Chris Sampson
If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson
"...everyone else here is likely as stressed as you are, though much more competent and cynical."

-- Chris Johnson (a.s.r)
"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend."
-- Agatha Christie
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
-- Christa McAuliffe
"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
-- Christopher Lasch
When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.
-- Chris Smith
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
"Without freedom from the past, there is no freedom at all, because the mind is never new, fresh, innocent."