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Non sequitur is Latin for "w'uh huh?"
-- Chris Isaak

Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.
-- Chris Sampson

If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson

"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend."
-- Agatha Christie

"...everyone else here is likely as stressed as you are, though much more competent and cynical."

-- Chris Johnson (a.s.r)

May your future be limited only by your dreams.
-- Christa McAuliffe

"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
-- Christopher Lasch

"Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution."

Government of the people
By a corrupt subset of the people
For the people who can afford the corrupt subset of the people.

-- Chris Newport

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley