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Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
-- Brian Kernighan

I think it's a beautiful day to go to the zoo and feed the ducks.
To the lions.

-- Brian Kantor (the SDM)

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
-- Jean Kerr

"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
-- Jean Kerr

"...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional."
-- Professor Brian Quinn

It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz

Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work. Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn't work.
-- Brian Redman