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What's wrong with being drunk in bed? Being drunk on the floor of the garage, I can understand someone objecting to. But drunk in bed?-- Brad DeLong
All your base pairs are belong to us
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A dark past creates a long path back to the surface.
Catapult: device for throwing cats long distances.
Law of Cat Elongation:
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer. (Ace Ventura)
...postmodernity, once the plaything of smarty-pants French guys, in truth belongs to the engagingly stupid. (Newsweek)
Math Anxiety: An intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 mph. (Cynic's Dictionary)
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."-- Gilda Radner