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A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine.
"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."-- Donald E. Knuth
But I wouldn't try to please the stupid people. That's what some homosexuals think we should try to do. It won't work because the bigotry comes not from the behavior of the minority but from the mind of the bigot. A sexually inadequate person like Patrick Buchanan has a need within himself to have this attitude toward homosexuality. His attitude is not based on observation of homosexuals. It comes from within himself. It's the same as anti-Semitism. The New York Times is a Jewish paper, and it is extremely respectful. But an anti-Semite is going to say, well these are just rich Park Avenue Jews. He is not going to draw his observation based on the behavior of the Times; it's going to come from within himself. He has a need to be anti-Semitic. You can't please these people.-- Boyd McDonald
A BBC correspondent, reporting on plans to build a McDonalds amidst ancient Roman ruins: 'To really get into the spirit of Pompeii, the restaurant would have to be buried in volcanic ash. And if you ask me, that's not a bad idea.'
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.-- Ronald Reagan
did you know that in McDonaldland, you can get a license to hamburgle? It's true, the Hamburgler actually pays Grimace the purple guy for the same hamburgers he burgles, just for the opportunity to steal them for sport. He's neither a criminal nor an anarchist, he's a sycophant to the clown plutocracy.-- puddle (#xkcd)
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I've come to realize there is a very close resemblance to the first.-- Ronald Reagan