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If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
-- Bill Bulko
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
-- Bill Gates
Our families have values, but our government doesn't.
-- Bill Clinton (Democratic National Convention, 1992)
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen
I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.
-- Cybill Shepard
The obvious mathematical breakthrough [to break modern encryption] would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.
-- Bill Gates (The Road Ahead)
Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
-- Will Durant
Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.
-- O'Neill
Can there be, when you think about it, a more improbable sentiment than 'Get fucked!'? We might as well snarl 'Make a lot of money!' or 'Have a nice day!'
-- Bill Bryson (The Mother Tongue)
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
"Geologists will date anything."
Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody ever tells me where I've been.
-- Billie Holiday
"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand."

-- Josh Billings
Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.
Write a wise saying, and your name will live forever.
-- Anonymous
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
-- Oscar Wilde
"Every man has his follies, and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."
-- Josh Billings
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
-- Will Rogers
The revolution will NOT be televised.
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising yourself."
-- Will and Ariel Durant
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers
we make happen the stuff we fear will happen
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.
(A coffee cup)