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The experience of programming Windows vs the experience of programming NeXTStep is like going to the dentist and having a root canal without anaesthetic vs going to the dentist and having your gums cleaned with some nitrous oxide thrown in for the entertainment side of things.-- Bill Bumgarner
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
Can there be, when you think about it, a more improbable sentiment than 'Get fucked!'? We might as well snarl 'Make a lot of money!' or 'Have a nice day!'-- Bill Bryson (The Mother Tongue)
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.-- Bill Gates
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.-- Bill Davidsen
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
The obvious mathematical breakthrough [to break modern encryption] would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.-- Bill Gates (The Road Ahead)
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.-- Bill Bryson
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody ever tells me where I've been.-- Billie Holiday
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand."
-- Josh Billings
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
"Every man has his follies, and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."-- Josh Billings
It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.-- Brian Manz
You probably go to museums and complain that Monet pressed down too hard with his crayons because the picture is all bumpy.-- John Woods
"Warning: Prosecutors will be violated."-- Rhonda R.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.