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Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
Can there be, when you think about it, a more improbable sentiment than 'Get fucked!'? We might as well snarl 'Make a lot of money!' or 'Have a nice day!'-- Bill Bryson (The Mother Tongue)
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.-- Bill Gates
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
The experience of programming Windows vs the experience of programming NeXTStep is like going to the dentist and having a root canal without anaesthetic vs going to the dentist and having your gums cleaned with some nitrous oxide thrown in for the entertainment side of things.-- Bill Bumgarner
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.-- Bill Davidsen
I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.-- Cybill Shepard
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
The obvious mathematical breakthrough [to break modern encryption] would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.-- Bill Gates (The Road Ahead)
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler
"Warning: Prosecutors will be violated."-- Rhonda R.
"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."-- Mark Twain
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.-- O'Neill
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.-- Kin Hubbard
Stenderup's law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody ever tells me where I've been.-- Billie Holiday
Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.-- Will Rogers
"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it."-- Wendell Berry
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.-- Samuel Butler
"Geologists will date anything."
"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand."
-- Josh Billings
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.-- Bill Bryson