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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
-- Robin Williams (Bicentennial man)
Erotica is stuff that's meant to be read with one hand.
-- Carl Manz
Jesus was killed by a moral majority.
Sir: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Andrew: One does not know, Sir. Possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other side of the road if it was a male chicken; possibly a food source, or, depending on the season, it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.
Sir: To get to the other side.
Andrew: "To get to the other side." Ah. Why is that funny?
(Bicentennial Man)
Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
-- Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)
Headline: Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
"I am not a Marxist."
-- Karl Marx
"In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
-- Mark Twain
Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.
-- George Orwell
Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
"Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man."
-- Francais Bacon