"The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still 'tis nonsense."-- Benjamin Franklin
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."-- Ben Franklin
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.-- David H. Comins
Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken."-- Benjamin Disraeli
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwile."-- Franklin P. Jones
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.-- Franklin P. Jones
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.-- Benjamin Dana
"What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely."-- Franklin P. Jones