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Did you ever notice that 'love' spelled backwards is 'evil'? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary.
-- Ben Bass
Please do not duck the next time the clue-by-four swings your way.
-- Ben Browning
The weirder you are, the better you have to be if you still want to get paid.
-- Ben Aveling
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.
-- Ivern Ball
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."
-- Ben Franklin
"I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?"
-- Joan Baez
Guys are easy. Trust me, I am one.
-- Davy Benzino
Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
-- Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner, 1996)
All your base pairs are belong to us
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
-- Ambassador Kosh
"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought"
-- Basho
"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)
The voters have spoken, the bastards...
"Bitterness can eat you up, but it can't fuel you."
-- Benazir Bhutto
"...screws fall out all the time, sir. The world is an imperfect place."
-- Bender (Breakfast Club)
Nurture your mind with great thoughts.

-- Benjamin Disraeli
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
-- Robert Benchley
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
-- Arnold Bennett
"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
-- Benjamin Disraeli
If God had meant for us to go around naked we would have been born that way.