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The weirder you are, the better you have to be if you still want to get paid.-- Ben Aveling
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
You don't have to think too hard while talking to teachers.-- J.D. Salinger
I like the kind of people that can hold on to the the feeling they have after the song or movie ends.
Please do not duck the next time the clue-by-four swings your way.-- Ben Browning
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."-- Ben Franklin
Camels have 3 eyelids.