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I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
-- Art Leo

God: Santa Claus for adults.
-- Rob Earhart

Life may seem unfair, but Life never cheats the way people do.
-- Stewart Kramer

The best things in life aren't things.
-- Art Buchwald

If god meant for us to program, he's a sadist.
-- Rob Earhart

"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."

He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill

"Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road."
-- Stewart Brand

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican."
-- Dan Quayle

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein

Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
-- Potter Stewart

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?"

Art may imitate life but life imitates TV.
-- Ani Difranco

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

It is a good thing to in your mind be able to seperate the artist from the art.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
-- Margaret Lee Runbeck

"Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views."
-- Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy 8)

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Pedestrian, n: The variable (and audible) part of the roadway for an automobile.

"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy."

Nowadays, originality is the art of concealing your source.

Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us.
-- Roy Adzak ("Contemporary Artists," 1977)

There's a nut loose on your keyboard.

There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
-- Richard Le Gallienne

Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.

What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand?
(T-Shirt)

Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.

"The first 80% of software development is the easy part. The hard part is the next 80%"

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
-- John Stewart

I don't want to be understandable. I want to be felt.
-- Martha Graham

Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
-- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
(Colors)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

You go right on thinking that. Don't let reality stop you.
-- dpm

A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century.

PMS, n: the short period of time when women act like men do all the time.

There are two ways spreading the light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
-- Edith Wharton

Headline: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Progress, n: The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
-- Solomon Short

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
-- Ursula K. Le Guin

Fortress: a female fort.

"The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards."
-- Anatole France

All warfare is based on deception.
-- Sun Tzu (The Art of War)

The more we disagree, the bigger the chance that at least one of us is right.

"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."
-- Edith Wharton

If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom.
-- Perry Farrell

Don't try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.
-- Arthur Freed

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
-- Robert Benchley

The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

"Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal."
-- Martin Luther King Jr.

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.
-- Tom Lehrer

"Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

God must love assholes--she made so many of them.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright