Quotes

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"In corporate religions as in others, the heretic must be cast out not because of the probability that he is wrong but because of the possibility that he is right."
-- Antony Jay

"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's this day-to-day living that wears you out."
-- Anton Chekhov

'Truth' never set anyone free. It is only doubt which will bring mental emancipation.
-- Anton LaVey

Be one of those upon whom nothing is lost.
-- Henry James

I'll moider da bum.
-- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento (when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare)

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-- William J. Clinton

Maybe that explains Perl: Larry Wall let a kitten have its way with the bash, sed, and expr doc, then implemented the result.
-- Jay Maynard

I think it's a beautiful day to go to the zoo and feed the ducks.
To the lions.
-- Brian Kantor (the SDM)

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
-- Sara-Jane Linton

Our families have values, but our government doesn't.
-- Bill Clinton (Democratic National Convention, 1992)

I think true happiness can only be found in the wanton indulgence of animals.
-- Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Watterson))