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It's true that the French have a certain obsession with sex, but it's a particularly adult obsession. France is the thriftiest of all nations; to a Frenchman sex provides the most economical way to have fun. The French are a logical race.-- Anita Loos
There's a nut loose on your keyboard.
I plead contemporary insanity.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
A dark past creates a long path back to the surface.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.-- Rita Mae Brown
Computers save man a lot of guesswork, but then, so do bikini's.
"Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs."
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
There is no CyberSpace, just a lot of people pretending.-- Sam Kass
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."-- Alan Watts
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.-- Kin Hubbard
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.-- R. D. Lang
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen
When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. (BoJack Horseman)
The sun is like breasts - risky to look at unless you've got sunglasses.