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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.-- Andy Rooney
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.-- Andy Rothman
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?-- Sandy Hereld
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.-- Andy Finkel
"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."-- Randy Newman
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.-- Andy Warhol
Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?-- Andy Overman
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
Monday is the root of all evil.
"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"-- Ayn Rand
The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.-- Andy Tanenbaum
Grammar is not a vice (though excessive picking at it can be). And nonstandard words/grammar can be used to good effect--but no one can do that without knowing how they're deviating.-- Randy Clark