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Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?
-- Andy Overman

My karma ran over my dogma.

"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."
-- Andy Warhol

Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-- Andy Finkel

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andy Tanenbaum

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
-- Andy Rooney

You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today

Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.
-- Andy Warhol

The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.
-- Andy Tanenbaum