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Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?-- Andy Overman
My karma ran over my dogma.
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.-- Andy Rothman
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.-- Andy Finkel
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.-- Andy Rooney
You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.-- Andy Warhol
The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.-- Andy Tanenbaum