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"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang

Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
-- Andrew Lias

Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."
-- Andrew Walenstein

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
-- Andre Gide

It is better to be hated for what one is than loved for what one is not.
-- Andre Gide

We're the technical experts. We were hired so that management could ignore our recommendations and tell us how to do our jobs.
-- Mike Andrews (a.s.r.)

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
-- Mario Andretti

I love stress because it's a whole lot better than depression.
-- Drew Olbrich

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
-- Drew Carey

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.
-- Sandra Bernhard

Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
-- Elias Canetti

"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."
-- Sandra Hereld

A good pun is its own reword.

Then who's been going through my garbage?
-- Andrew Solovay
Usually we call it "reading your postings"; your terminology is so much more succinct, though.

-- Roger Klorese

Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith

The reward for a job well done is more work.

Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up.