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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.-- Andrew Lang
Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."-- Andrew Walenstein
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.-- Andrew Lias
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.-- Andre Gide
It is better to be hated for what one is than loved for what one is not.-- Andre Gide
We're the technical experts. We were hired so that management could ignore our recommendations and tell us how to do our jobs.-- Mike Andrews (a.s.r.)
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.-- R. D. Lang
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."-- Mario Andretti
I love stress because it's a whole lot better than depression.-- Drew Olbrich
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."-- Drew Carey
C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.
"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."-- Sandra Hereld
“I speak two languages: Body and English.”-- Mae West
A good pun is its own reword.
"I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot."-- Bob Dylan
"To live outside the law you must be honest."-- Bob Dylan