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That's, uh, quite a dress you almost have on.
(An American in Paris)

"That's the trouble with women these days. They act like men and want to be treated like women"
(An American in Paris)

On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

Sign in a hotel elevator in Paris:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

"Invest in America, Buy a Congressman."
-- Bumper sticker

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-- H. L. Mencken

The American public knows what it wants, and deserves to get it good and hard.
-- H. L. Mencken

"In America--as elsewhere--free speech is confined to the dead."
-- Mark Twain

"Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead."
-- Sinclair Lewis

I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
-- Lester Burnham (American Beauty)