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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that a man gets his self-esteem when a woman says "yes" and a woman gets hers when she says "no".
(Amy's Orgasm)
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
-- Immanuel Kant (Critique of Pure Reason)
Don't seek happiness. Happiness is like an orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away.
-- Tim Minchin
"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it."
-- Seymour Cray (on virtual memory)
I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.
-- Cybill Shepard
"The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment."
-- Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
-- Bradley's Bromide
"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend."
-- Agatha Christie
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Homer Simpson
Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he would spend two years campaigning and organizing for it should not be trusted with the office.