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"I am the very master of the multipurpose metaphor;
I put them into speeches which I always feel the better for.
The speed of my delivery is totally vehicular;
I'm burning with a passion about nothing in particular.
I'm well acquainted too with matters technological;
I'm able to explain myself in phrases tautological.
My language is poetical and full of hidden promises . . .
It's like the raging torrent of a thousand Dylan Thomases".-- Alistair Beaton
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.-- Paul Beatty
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
At a doctors office in Rome:
"Specialist in women and other diseases"
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's off-the-wall and full of magical robots?" (The Simpsons)
A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine.