6 hits
Johner: I heard you, like, ran into these things before.
Ripley: That's right.
Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ripley: I died.
(Alien: Resurrection)
"Life's a bitch, then you die. Then your necromancer daughter resurrects you, and life is still a bitch."
Law of Cat Motion:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Headline: Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
I'm not a perfectionist. That would be a character flaw.
"We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce." (Correction Notice in the Ely Standard)