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"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift' ... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'...."
-- Alexi Sayle

"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican."
-- Dan Quayle

After ecstasy, The laundry.
-- Zen Saying

Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you.
-- Kahlil Gibran

I need more tact. I never say anything I want to say very well. I'm even worse at what I don't want to say.

I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.

"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."
-- Alexander Penney

Those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.

"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith