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"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift' ... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'...."-- Alexi Sayle
"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican."-- Dan Quayle
Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you.-- Kahlil Gibran
I need more tact. I never say anything I want to say very well. I'm even worse at what I don't want to say.
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."-- Alexander Penney
Those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."-- Alexander Smith