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"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."-- Alan Coren
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."-- Alan Watts
I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know I'm alive.
She thinks she got me with her long range rifle, but she missed.-- Jonathan Colan
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!-- Alan Williams
Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.-- Alan Cohen
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.-- Alan Turing
And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords.-- Alan Watts
Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.-- Alan Keightley
A trial is a lot like gladiator combat. Except trials don't feature half-naked men in armor with swords and spears and those ball thingies at the ends of ropes. Well, okay -- the good trials do, but it doesn't happen often enough, if you ask me.-- Jonathan Colan
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."-- Truman Capote
"I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot."-- Bob Dylan
"To live outside the law you must be honest."-- Bob Dylan
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.-- Alan Ashley-Pitt
Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king.-- Mark Van Doren
I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us.-- Konrad Lorenz
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."-- Ziggy
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
War on common sense - I think we actually won that one...