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A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
-- Adlai Stevenson
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson
What a man knows at fifty that he didn't know at twenty is, for the most part, incommunicable.
-- Adlai Stevenson
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
-- Steven Wright
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
-- Steven Wright
If god dropped acid, would he see people?
-- Steven Wright
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
-- Steven Wright
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
-- Steven Wright
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
The simple rights, the civil liberties from generations of struggle must not be just fine words for patriotic holidays, words we subvert on weekdays, but living, honored rules of conduct amongst us... I'm glad the American Civil Liberties Union gets indignant, and I hope this will always be so.
-- Adlai Stevenson
Thy sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards.
-- Steven Wright
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
-- Steven Wright
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
-- Steven Wright
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
-- Steven Wright
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
-- Steven Wright
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
-- Steven Wright
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright
No matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright
You can tell how far we have to go when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers.
-- Steven Feiner
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings. Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire...
-- Steven Wright
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
-- Steve Wozniak
Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.
-- Steve VanDevender
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
-- Steven Wright
If common sense was so common then everyone would have it.
-- Steve Giammarco
"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."
-- Steve Lidie
"The computer world is like a great big toy store. But all the toys are broken."
-- Steve Witham
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
-- Steve Haflich (alt.lang.design)
If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson