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Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.
-- Adam Smith
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith
Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!
-- Gene Smith
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")
When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.
-- Chris Smith
"All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with."
-- Adam Richardson
You think Oedipus had a problem--Adam was Eve's mother.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-- Douglas Adams
With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease...
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
-- Morticia Adams
The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."
-- Douglas Adams
"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' exist."
-- Douglas Adams
"The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks."
-- Douglas Adams (Dirk Gently)