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If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer.
(Ace Ventura)

Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.

"A conservative is someone who admires radicals a century after they're dead."

A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century.

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
-- Steven Wright

Only when the last tree has died, and the last river been poisoned, and the last fish been caught, will we realize that we cannot eat money.
-- 19th Century Cree Indian

The good critic is he who narrates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces.
-- Anatole France

Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.