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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.-- Georges Clemenceau (1 December 1945)
Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
"Remember the Golden Rule: Those who have the gold make the rules."
"Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them."
Law of diminishing IQ:
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
Traditionally, emotional and social problems have been judged as the moral shortcomings of an individual. Someone suffering from a psychiatric illness or an addiction is rarely viewed as a person who has a disorder or who is taxed by overwhelming circumstances. Instead the affliction is becomes a metaphor for a host of evils; it serves a testimony of the individual's unworthiness, a cause for condemnation.-- Ellen L. Bassuk ("Scientific American", December 1991)
Those who do not remember history are doomed to sound silly.-- Carole Ashmore
"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."-- Steve Lidie
C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.
Fool-proof implies a finite number of predictable fools.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Remember, "y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
'Mundus vult decipi'
(the world wants to be deceived)
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed a cat. (Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London)
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.-- Confucius
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.-- Dave Butler
355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation.
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.-- Dorothy Parker
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.-- Gene Smith
"I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members."-- Groucho Marx
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.-- The Anarchist Cookbook
You can't remember the plot of the Dr. Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though.-- Terry Pratchett (alt.fan.pratchett)
"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly.
"In the past year strange and fearful wonders I have seen. Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts. There has been a hot day in December and a blue moon. Calendars are made with a month of Sundays and a blue-ribbon Holstein bore alive two insurance salesmen. The earth splits and the entrails of a goat were found tied in square knots. The face of the sun blackens and the skies have rained down soggy potato chips."
"But what do all these things mean?" gasped Frito.
"Beats me," said Goodgulf with a shrug, "but I thought it made good copy."-- Harvard Lampoon ("Bored of the Rings")
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen