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I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it
I'm sure your pleased too no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.-- Janet Minor (`Spellbound')
You can't spell evil without vi.
You ain't inebriated if you can still spell it.
Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
Occam's eraser: The philosophical principle that even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."-- Steve Lidie
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.-- James Thurber
Did you ever notice that 'love' spelled backwards is 'evil'? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary.-- Ben Bass
"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."-- James Madison
Basing any to-be-correct life philosophy on one tiny alteration of your current life philosophy, that needed replacement as you've decided, is just bound to be a mistake.
The commercial availability of software to check spelling, grammar, and style does serve quite well as a form of stupidity tax.-- Amanda Walker