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My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.
"Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game."-- Paul Rodriguez
I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.-- Tim Minchin
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
"It's Hong Kong action. Anything you know about physics is just going to hold you back."-- Robin D. Laws
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.-- Otto Von Bismarck
"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." (Calvin & Hobbes)
You should have quit while you were only slighly behind.
Every four seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
Now art should never try to be popular. The public should try to make itself artistic.-- Oscar Wilde
The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.
Robin: I wanna make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.
Poison Ivy: How about "Slippery When Wet"? (Batman & Robin)
Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time.
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"-- Bumper sticker
Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.
Those who speak by the yard and think by the inch should be kicked by the foot.
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that a man gets his self-esteem when a woman says "yes" and a woman gets hers when she says "no". (Amy's Orgasm)
They say that every man has a price at which he'll do anything. I like to think it's the other way around; every man has a line, a line he won't cross over, no matter what the cost.-- Fraser Sr. (Due South)
On-line, adj: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.