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Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley ("Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow", 1956)
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-- Mark Twain