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Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person. In person, they are like enormous hooved rats. They amble up to your camp site, and their attitude is: "We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon."-- Dave Barry ("Tenting Grandpa Bob")
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."-- Truman Capote
"Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals."-- Henry Spencer
The secret of happiness is not getting what you want but wanting what you get.
In a church bulletin: The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.-- Tom Lehrer