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If you're not confused you're not paying attention.
Don't be humble. You're not that great.
No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical.-- Niels Bohr
If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly.
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.-- Dolph Sharp ("I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot")
If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom.-- Perry Farrell
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.-- Steven Wright
Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.-- The Register
"You're not exactly catching us at our best" -- Kirk
"That much is certain" -- Spock (Star Trek IV)
"Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road."-- Stewart Brand
Maybe you can keep me from ever being happy, but you're not gonna stop me from having fun.-- Ani Difranco
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Boss - Late when you're early, early when you're late.
Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."-- Andrew Walenstein
"We have to be able to criticize what we love, to say what we have to say, /
'cause if you're not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you're just in the way."-- Ani Difranco
Sometimes you have to bite people hard on the lip before they realize you're not kissing them, so keenly do they yearn for approval.-- Jess Anderson
"You just realize you're not on Happy Days. It's the real world; You need to ignore what you are programmed by sitcoms to think your life should be."-- Trent Reznor
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
"If you're one in a million, there are ten of you in New York."
Seattle reminds me a lot of London, where people will drink 12 beers but they never act drunk. Which makes you wonder what the point is of drinking 12 beers, if you're not going to put the lampshade on your head. You're killing your liver and still having no fun.-- Peter Bagge
Romano: You're one Grade A bitch. You know that, Kerry?
Weaver: No, Robert. I'm your boss. And as long as I am, you're my bitch. Now, get your ass back to work. (ER)
If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh.
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."-- Mario Andretti