"God created sex. Priests created marriage."-- Voltaire
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."-- Voltaire
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.-- Voltaire
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.-- Voltaire
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while Nature cures the disease.-- Voltaire
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.-- Voltaire
"A sense of humor is the only thing that keeps intelligent people from hanging themselves."-- Voltaire
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."-- Voltaire