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It is possible to believe that all the past is but the beginning of a beginning, and that all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn. It is possible to believe that all the human mind has ever accomplished is but the dream before the awakening.-- H.G. Wells
The more things change, the more they stay insane.-- Tom Weller
The disarmament of fear, in ourselves and those that oppose, propels us. Every step forward brings the possibility of backlash. But forward we go.-- David G. Welton
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.-- Orson Welles
The reward for a job well done is more work.
Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!
"People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing.. that’s why we recommend it daily."
Politics is storytelling. We just pick the one we like best.
He was just... well, like a lot of madmen. Somewhat accurate view of the problem, really insane view of the solution. (Kid Radd)
Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.
"Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well."
It's not how fast you run, or how high you jump. It's how well you bounce.
Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
I need more tact. I never say anything I want to say very well. I'm even worse at what I don't want to say.
Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research, as well as insufficient research, will tend to support your theory.
"Here's a horrible thought: You know how dumb the average person is? Well, half the human race is even dumber than that..."
They call television a medium. That is because it is neither rare nor well done.-- Ernie Kovacs
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."-- Doug Larson
Did you ever notice that 'love' spelled backwards is 'evil'? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary.-- Ben Bass
"Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being."-- John Updike
Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.-- Jean Kerr
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated -- and a little drunk.-- Alben W. Barkley
"If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way."-- Jane Wagner
"This was, apparently, beyond her ken. So far beyond her ken that she was well into barbie territory."-- J.D. Baldwin
"County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello??" (Calvin & Hobbes)
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.-- A. H. Weiler
Why can't some people take a joke? Well, maybe because they're honest, and the joke doesn't belong to them.-- Matt Diamond
If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.-- Marie Osmond
I fell so hard and I took it so well that I felt like if I were any more of a happy-go-lucky klutz that I'd be an anime character-- Puddle (#xkcd)
"And I'm not all that decent and honorable. I'm merely well-bred, which I hope is a tolerable substitute."-- Anne Rice (Ramses the Damned)
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.-- Peter da Silva
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.-- Niels Bohr