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"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it."
-- Seymour Cray (on virtual memory)
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
Perpetual motion, illustrated: Try putting a slinky on an escalator.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright
"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."
-- Mark Twain
Many a man fails to become a thinker for the sole reason that his memory is too good.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
Virtue is a relative term.
-- Spock (Star Trek, "Friday's Child")
Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
-- Cornelia Otis Skinner
"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs."
-- Joseph Weizenbaum
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine.
"To call war the soil of courage and virtue is like calling debauchery the soil of love."
-- George Santayana