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"You know how sometimes the last sentence you said, like, echoes in your brain, and it just keeps sounding stupider? and you have to say something else, just to make it stop?"-- Angela Chase (my so-called life)
No Risk Lifestyle, n:
Death
Being called a poetess brings out the terroristress in me.-- Audre Lorde
I like life -- it's something to do.
Jesus was killed by a moral majority.
Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
There must be more to life than sitting there wondering if there is more to life.
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.-- Mae West
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?-- Albert Einstein
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
"Life's a bitch, then you die. Then your necromancer daughter resurrects you, and life is still a bitch."
Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."-- Drew Carey
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
A age is called dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.-- James Michener ("Space")
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.-- George Bernard Shaw
There are three sorts of despots. There is the despot who tyrannizes over the body. There is the despot who tyrannizes over the soul. There is the despot who tyrannizes over the soul and body alike. The first is called the Prince. The second is called the Pope. The third is called the People.-- Oscar Wilde
I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
"Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and suddenly they're angry and militant."-- Ani DiFranco
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."-- Stephen Hawking
"Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well."
"My work is much richer than my life."-- Tori Amos
I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way, I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with 'elvis is alive'.-- Carl Shipley
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lipgrafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing your ass.-- Dave Barry
"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'"-- Dave Barry
It's okay. Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived. (Dexter)
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.-- Kelvin Throop
I do not think that any civilization can be called complete until it has progressed from sophistication to unsophistication, and made a conscious return to simplicity of thinking and living.-- Lin Yutang
Cats are famously umoved by others,
each cat its own king of its own land.
Socialists we be called by others,
a bad word I've heard when uttered by men.-- Maggie Mae Fish
"I like to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say 'get a life' on them"
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are software.-- Richard P. Brennan
"Paper has a genius for multiplication that cannot be equalled anywhere else in nature."-- Hugh Keenleyside
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."
The decline in American pride, patriotism, and piety can be directly attributed to the extensive reading of so-called 'science fiction' by our young people. This poisonous rot about creatures not of God's making, societies of 'aliens' without a good Christian among them, and raw sex between unhuman beings with three heads and God alone knows what sort of reproductive apparatus keeps our young people from realizing the true will of God.-- Jerry Falwell (Reader's Digest, 1985)
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a truckload of hand grenades... now that's a sign.-- Jacqui
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.-- Bertrand Russell
Words skittered out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere.-- Amy Tan
We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospection.-- Anais Nin
Life may seem unfair, but Life never cheats the way people do.-- Stewart Kramer
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.-- Dave Butler
"The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."-- George Bernard Shaw
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?-- Paul Simon
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.-- Eric Hoffer
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.-- Confucius
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.-- Wernher von Braun
"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you." (Cheers)
Books: A controlled hallucinogen known to regularly cause people to imagine things that are not really there.
Basing any to-be-correct life philosophy on one tiny alteration of your current life philosophy, that needed replacement as you've decided, is just bound to be a mistake.
Jason squared his shoulders, drew the Sword of - I couldn't give a toss what it's supposed to be called, he said to himself, I shall call it Freckles - and took one step forward.-- Tom Holt ("Ye Gods!")
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.-- Alfred Adler
"That's the trouble with women these days. They act like men and want to be treated like women" (An American in Paris)
Some people have a way about them that seems to say: 'If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk.'
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."-- Homer Simpson
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."-- Adrienne Gusoff
The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it will continue to be possible to live on Earth.
Math Anxiety: An intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 mph. (Cynic's Dictionary)
A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: No one to blame.-- Erica Jong
I have no problem dealing with reality, but as a lifestyle I find it too confining.-- Lily Tomlin
"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."-- Steve Lidie
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."-- Walter Bagehot
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. It's much more fulfilling to freeze them and throw them at life's Porsche when he drives by. That'll teach his lemon-giving ass a lesson.
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."-- David Russell
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen
A committee is an alley down which good ideas are lead and quietly strangled
We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infinitesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future. We have no present. Our consciousness is almost completely preoccupied with memory and expectation. We do not realize that there never was, is, nor will be any other experience than present experience. We are therefore out of touch with reality. We confuse the world as talked about, described, and measured with the world which actually is. We are sick with a fascination for the useful tools of names and numbers, of symbols, signs, conceptions and ideas.-- Alan Watts
"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."-- Clive Barker
Did you ever notice that 'love' spelled backwards is 'evil'? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary.-- Ben Bass
"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."-- Michael Sinz
"I learned a long time ago that you really have to demand what you want out of life."-- Amanda Firefox
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Life is like a dog-sled team; If you ain't the lead dog, the scene never changes.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen
"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." (Calvin & Hobbes)
Quality Of Life: What an industrialized nation is said to offer when enough of its citizens are suffering from terminal stress. (Cynic's Dictionary)
I need to get a life. I have a neat counselor though, which is, I guess a convenient substitute.-- Stevie Ulrich
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.-- Clarence Darrow
"Aaaarghhhh."
This was the noise made as he missed the lurching Thing by several meters and was realising that, if you have tied a rope to the top of a very high and extremely solid stone tower and are now swinging towards it, failing to hit something on the way is an error which you will regret for the rest of your truncated life.-- Terry Pratchett (Moving Pictures)
Maybe life is a grindstone; whether it polishes you or wears you down depends on what you're made of.-- Kay Fletcher
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had my life to live again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.-- Tallulah Bankhead
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."-- Edgar Allen Poe
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.-- Woody Allen
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.-- Helen Keller
Life is too short not to be horny on main
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."-- Terry Pratchett
Odo: That's a very personal question.
Jadzia Dax: I'm sorry, but after seven lifetimes, impersonal questions aren't much fun anymore. (Star Trek: DS9 (Shadowplay))