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"Well... no," he admitted wryly, "we drank all the beer, taught the kittens to Cha-Cha, watched Baywatch Nights and then you passed out."
"We WHAT?"
"We drank all the beer..."
"No, no, not that." Xander looked horrified. "We watched Baywatch Nights? That's it. That's really it! I'm never drinking again!" (Xander has kittens, Spurglie)
"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."-- Alexander Penney
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."-- Alexander Smith
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.-- Alexander Woollcott
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."-- Peter Alexander Ustinov
Please storyteller, pull a tale from your pocket,
Spin me a story from your coat-tails so bare,
For my heart has turned cold, and my dreams are too old,
And I need to know the magic's still there-- Heather Alexander (Storyteller)
"Unrequited love. It's fantastic! It never has to change, it never has to grow up, it never has to die."-- Vince Tyler (Queer as Folk)
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.-- Doug Larson
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings. Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire...-- Steven Wright
"Paper has a genius for multiplication that cannot be equalled anywhere else in nature."-- Hugh Keenleyside