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Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.-- The Register
The revolution will NOT be televised.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.
Proof by omission: The reader may easily supply the details. The other 253 cases are analogous.
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine.
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.-- Horngren
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished."-- Goethe
"Remember the Golden Rule: Those who have the gold make the rules."
Adultery - two wrong people doing the right thing.