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The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
"Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't."
To err is human. And stupid.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.-- Confucius
Honk if you've slept with Riker.
People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.
You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes....
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.-- Dr. Seuss
Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?-- Andy Overman
In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.-- Oscar Wilde
It is better to have loved and lost than to have hated and won.
"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."-- Clive Barker
Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
Doubt your beliefs and believe your doubts.
Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.
Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding.-- Mahatma Gandhi
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."-- Robert A. Heinlein
Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.-- Groucho Marx
Language and its absurd conjunctions;
Constellations and crustaceans rhyme.
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."-- Calvin and Hobbes
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.-- Rich Cook
Private faces in public places /
Are wiser and nicer /
Than public faces in private places.-- W.H. Auden
The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.-- Anais Nin
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.-- Abraham Kapla
Proof by eminent authority: I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-complete.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
Nothing true is popular, and nothing popular is true.
The American public knows what it wants, and deserves to get it good and hard.-- H. L. Mencken
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
"And is it right, butterfly, they like you better framed and dried?"-- Tori Amos (Butterfly)
"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." (Calvin & Hobbes)
Stand and fight, you misbegotten spawn of the perverse breeding between a pixie and a squirrel!
Adolescence, n: The stage between puberty and adultery.
"We are the flaming, exploding, CGI-movie saturated MTV generation after all. If it isn't bright pink and green, naked, on fire and computer animated, I just yawn and walk away." (Someone on Slashdot)
I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice cream.-- Tori Amos
Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
Destinesia: The act of entering a room and forgetting why.
And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light.
"Hmm, pleasant effect" thought God, and flipped it off and on a few times.
Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by somebody I do not know.-- John Keats