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Cats are famously umoved by others, each cat its own king of its own land. Socialists we be called by others, a bad word I've heard when uttered by men.
-- Maggie Mae Fish

"A hard man is good to find."
-- Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
-- Mae West

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
-- Mae West

“I speak two languages: Body and English.”
-- Mae West

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West

I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
-- Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
-- Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
-- Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-- Mae West.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
-- Mae West

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
-- Rita Mae Brown

"Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
-- Mae West

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
-- Mae West

'It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.'
-- Jackie Mason

"If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In."
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A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
-- Irving Fisher (Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.)