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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-- Laurance J. Peter
If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter
"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-- Peter De Vries
"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
-- Laurence Johnston Peter
Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
-- Anatole France
"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."
-- Soren F. Petersen
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
The good critic is he who narrates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces.
-- Anatole France
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.
-- Peter da Silva
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull
"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."
-- Peter C. Newman
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.
-- Peter da Silva